gone a little OCDWhy, I don't have a hat problem.
Why do you ask?
I've bookmarked a whole bunch of bulky hat patterns on Ravelry and am enjoying watching the Plymouth Encore Chunky #1444 disappear into useful hats for mariners with cold heads.
It's not too late to join the 4000 Hats in 40 Days crowd. Ravelry link is here here.